Fists

The fists are more useful than your existence, and by far the weakest, like your self-esteem (if not including the Alarm Gun), which makes it a high priority to find a life, which is impossible for your pussy ass life.

It uses the player's current avatar's arms, albeit appearing as R6 and the hands having fingerless gloves.

Sometimes, when you charge attack, the meme audio "I like ya cut g" will play seemingly at random because of your terrible humour.

Advantages

 * Has the same value as your existence.
 * Fucking kills instantly when using the shitty doom reference syringe thing.
 * You can hold click to jerk yourself off, you fat cunt

Disadvantages

 * They are the most weakest weapon in the game, which makes the Alarm Gun a more valuable choice.
 * This makes them almost useless (like you, moron) to use unless you have no other option.